Just Say No to Amazon's Echo Show
If you somehow missed information technology, this week Amazon begins shipping a rather clunky-looking, voice-activated Alexa speaker-phone called the Repeat Prove. A lot of nerd publications are drooling over this thing for reasons across my comprehension.
For an intro, hither's Amazon's video with the rundown of features, which you lot should watch to follow the discussion beneath. Information technology volition provide you all the data yous need to know why I will never get 1 (neither should you).
This video starts out a bearded first-fourth dimension dad named Doug. The Alexa/Echo device is in the kitchen, and his mom calls. He complains to her about how hard it is beingness a dad. His married woman Jody comes in with the twins. Doug is immediately tasked with property ane so mom can gush at what she sees on her screen. A saccharine, bogus scene unfolds.
They cut away so we can meet 8-year-old Emily and her grandfather who are going to pigment a planetary scene on a wall together—with the help of the Repeat Show. She is excited to lecture him near the planets. He calls her "Doodlebug" as she shows a picture she made. "The big 1 is Jupiter with its anti-cylconic storm, AKA its great cherry spot." Gramps appears impressed.
Emily wonders if the old man ever did sponge painting; he lies about it, and then he asks Alexa to encounter some YouTube videos on the subject. The Echo Show screen is seven inches, and so the former man volition have to get his YouTube instructions while squinting.
Suddenly the video cuts to a features listing and we learn that past a unproblematic vocalization control we can sentry "Amazon Video, YouTube, movie trailers, and more!"
You run across that a lot with these pitches: The idea that watching movie trailers is some sort of fabulous benefit. It's always a selling point. Who decided that watching commercials for movies was a benefit worth advertizing? I think it's because there is very niggling this device tin can practice except set a timer, play music, and make a phone telephone call from a fixed spot in the house. But back to Echo Testify's commercial.
The Show—which has to be plugged in the wall—is in the kitchen one minute, in the living room the side by side, and and so in the sleeping accommodation to say skillful night. Is the house filled with these things? Exercise they all go off when a telephone phone call comes in? Which one lights up when the telephone call is answered?
We cut back to the dad, who is at present changing diapers while Jody smirks. He is out of diapers and orders some using the Echo. He then orders condom gloves because he apparently got poo on himself. Jody chuckles.
Now we cut to the apparent mom of Emily, Gina, who uses "the Alexa app to stay connected when she is away from home." She's on the route doing important concern. She calls the little girl and granddaddy to express enthusiasm over their painting the room. I don't know nigh yous, but I am not about to continue a $229 device in a room where pigment is flying. Of class, the Echo Show seems to take been repositioned one more time.
Even after all this action, I am less than halfway through this ridiculous video. We learn that the Echo Evidence device can control lights, video feeds, and thermostats "with just your vocalisation."
Cut back to the two millennial parents, Doug and Jody. The babies are fussing in the nursery. Doug says, "Alexa, flip a coin," and the device responds "HEADS!" Patently, this means Doug must nourish to the babies.
Cut back to gramps and Emily. They are going to show the pigment job to Grandma by "dropping in." Apparently the then-called "driblet in" feature allows Alexa app users to encounter who is always available for a call—and the person on the other cease answers automatically! Not for a phone call, listen you lot, just to just "drib in" via video (which seems a lot similar a telephone telephone call to me). The divergence is that the call recipient has to prepare an availability flag much similar in a chat system.
Many of you know my take on video conversation options in full general. Put gaffers tape over the photographic camera on your monitors and disconnect the mics. This Repeat Show listening device and remote viewing spying is a no-go for me. This device will be hacked in record breaking fourth dimension. Perverts from effectually the world volition be "dropping in."
Become ahead and try this experiment: run across if you're brave enough to, put i in your bedroom. Har. You've got to be kidding me.
About John C. Dvorak
Source: https://sea.pcmag.com/opinion/16336/just-say-no-to-amazons-echo-show
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